Arthur Laurents
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The following interview transcript with Arthur Laurents has been carefully broken down into segments involving a variety of topics. Below each segment is a link to the corresponding video clip. Please attribute research sources to Mike Wood, Interviewer and the William Inge Center for the Arts.
A plot scheme
 

Then this girl from the act suggested that we take a course in radio writing, at NYU.  It cost thirty bucks.  So I thought why not.     It was given by a guy named Bill Robson who was the prototype for the director in The Way We Were.  Wears a trench coat, a moustache.  Went to the Stork Club.  Hell of a lot of fun.  He really existed.  So, he didn't turn up for the first three days.  I said, "I want my money back."  Sylvia, that was the girl, said,  "Be patient."  So, the next he came, he asked us to write an adaptation of something.  So, I wouldn't do it.  She said, "Why not?"  I said, "I don't do somebody else's work.  I want mine."  So, the next time he asked for an original, and I wrote it.  He was one of the heads of CBS's experimental radio show.  He said, "We're buying it."  And the fee was a hundred bucks, which they did not pay me. They gave me my tuition back…thirty dollars.  However, I wrote another for him, and then he got me to work for him.  I mean, where he went I went.  Through that there were openings, and I was writing all of these half hour shows.  Lux Radio Theater.  And you have to invent these stories.  I have a very fertile mind, but I thought, "I can't…how turn out so many plots?"  So I worked out a system.  I made a list of the most successful movies of the time…do you know about this…

MW:  I think I know where you're going, but I want to hear about it…

AL:  …and I put down what elements which in each movie added to its success…what plot point.  I gave them A, B, C, D, E, and so forth.  And then when I wanted a plot I would say, "I'll take C, G, and J."  and then I would take them and twist them.  So I had an endless supply of plots.  Then I got drafted.

 

 

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Radio writing teaches economy
  You learn an awful lot from radio writing.  You learn economy, because it's the only form that has an absolute, rigid time frame.  You can only have so many minutes.  They do in television too I suppose, but they wobble a little there.  In radio, you just couldn't.  I also learned to write what I called visual dialogue.  There's no way to set the scene for the listener.  So you say, "Oh, could you hand me that dish that's on the little table over there?"  So, immediately you begin to arrange the room in the ear of the listener.  
 

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The Army
 

I was drafted.  Believe me.  My parents and I just adored Roosevelt, who saved Capitalism, which the Republicans, in those days didn't realize.  They weren't any brighter then.  Then War.  When I was drafted, my mother switched.  She said Roosevelt was a war monger, ‘cause her darling was in the Army now.  Yes I was drafted.  I was drafted into the broom-stick Army.  Literally, they had no guns.  It was all topsy-turvy, ass backwards.  I went to the reception center, which they called it, Camp Upton on Long Island.  You were supposed to go in and get shipped out to wherever.  I was there for a week I think, in one uniform.  I didn't know what to do.  They didn't know what to do.  I walked around smoking.  I remember one day I was walking around, and there was a Lieutenant.  He said, "Soldier, salute."  So, I went with the cigarette like that.  He said….well I don't blame him for giving up.  Then I went to Fort Monmouth to be in the Signal Corps.  They didn't know much what to do there either.  Everybody was in a terribly dazed state. This was before Pearl Harbor, you know.  Although people thought that war was coming, they didn't really believe it would.  It just seemed like what they called the sad sack in those days.  They kind of laughed at you.  I got shipped out of Monmouth, by mistake, to Fort Benning Georgia, where they had a sign in the park, which was across the street from the main gate to the post.  It said, "No dogs, Negroes, or soldiers allowed."  Soldiers, got last billing.  I was put into a photographic company.  I couldn't take a picture with a Brownie, so they made me a truck driver.  And I thought, "Oh God, I can see myself dying under a truck."  And they were going to ship out pretty soon.  Then came the weekend.  We were all getting leave before we went overseas, and I didn't get leave.  And I thought, "Oh they're prejudiced.  They know I'm Jewish or short or something."  They were very grumpy when I asked them why I didn't get leave.  They wouldn't tell me.  Then it turned out, I was transferred to Astoria, Long Island, where they made training films.  There had been a little guy that I met at Monmouth who really knew how to finagle around.  He made himself the kingpin of all the shipping in and shipping out, and he wanted to prove his system had not gone awry.  So he got me back and got me to Fort Monmouth, where I wrote training films, and I got an award for writing one about Ohm’s Law.  Do you know what Ohm’s Law is?  It's the law of electricity.  Fascinating.  I didn't have a clue.  So I wrote the picture thinking if I could explain Ohm's Law, so that I understood it, any fool could.  So, when I finished the script, George Cukor, who was a big director in Hollywood and had been drafted by mistake.  I think he was 45 or something.  They gave him the script to direct.  I went in to see him.  He looked up at me and said, "I don't believe this."  So I said, "Did you believe Her Cardboard Lover?" which was a lousy picture that he made.  He said, "You're pretty fresh," and we became friends. 

 

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Cornell: “You’re a writer...”
  Associate Professor.  He was…you can really understand what a fantastic man he must have been, because he was four feet something, and a humped back.  He was quite attractive, but never-the-less.  He had gone to Cornell and he had married the prom queen, so he really must have had something to him.  So, he said, "Write this essay," and the dormitory…all the sophomores said, "Now this is college.  You don't bullshit.  You do this and this and this."   I said, "Okay."  So I wrote it, and the big day came, and he was handing back the papers.  And he said, "Some of you are brilliant," and I thought "Ah."  And he said, "Some….this is in The Way We Were, more or less…"And some of you should take a remedial writing class."  So he handed out all of the papers and not mine.  He called me up, and he said, "You're not bad enough for remedial writing, but if you have the time, I suggest you take it."  Well, I ran out of there like Barbra Streisand did in the movie, which should have been shot at Cornell where it was supposed to be, but they wasted so much time fooling around with the script that they couldn't, they were no longer able to shoot there.  Anyway, I came out tearing up the essay and ran down the hill to the dorms in absolute tears.  I wanted to be a writer from when I was ten, and this was the end.   Fortunately, typical of me, I don't give up.  So, the next time, he said "Write anything you want," and I wrote a short story.  Same business.  "Some brilliant; some remedial."  I come up in the end, and he said to me, "You're a writer."  I have never forgotten that.  I almost get tears now when I say it.  It’s one of the few things said to me in my whole life, and you can imagine how long ago that was; I have never forgotten what that man did for me.  Just saying those three words.  Then he asked me what happened.  I explained.  From then on he said, "Whatever the assignment, you write whatever you want."  I'm eternally grateful to Dr. Raymond Short.  That was his name. 

 

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Home of the Brave: The genesis
  I'm writing these shows, and partying like mad.  I began to meet a lot of New York theater people through the actors who were on the radio shows, because they wanted to be on them, which was a great compliment that I half understood.  I tend then, and still tend now not to believe compliments.  I'm very wary of them.  I want to know what the people really think.  Anyway, it was another thing where somebody said something to me.  There was an actor named Martin Gable.   He was sort of like…his voice was like a road company Orson Welles.  Very stentorian; those pear-shaped vowels.  Big drunk.  And he said to me, another drunk, "If you really want to be a playwright, you better not come to any more of these parties.  Stay home and write a play."  Well, it wasn't that he said it as much as it was the right time.  So, I stayed home, for nine nights, and there were nine scenes in Home of the Brave, and I wrote a scene a night.  Which doesn't mean it's good.  When people say I wrote it so fast, it doesn't mean anything.  Besides, a lot of it came from the radio shows that I'd been writing.  I had just to steal from myself here and there.  Even though I hadn't been overseas, there was a photograph I'd seen and kept.  It haunted me.  I didn't know why.  It was a picture of some GIs in the jungle.  I thought, "What were they doing and feeling?"  And that was the origin of that play. 

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Home of the Brave:  Anti-Semitism
 

Then we had the first preview.  And the play dealt with Anti-Semitism.  It wasn't about it, but it was taken for that, because, again, in my innocence I didn't know that I was doing something that hadn't been done.  And they used words like "Kike" on the stage.  With the first audience, I heard them go, "Uhhhh."  I thought, at what?  They've heard it before in their lives.  I didn't realize how much pretense goes on, in audiences, as in life.  They think they should be shocked, so they have to express it. They're not, "Oh, that again. Yeah, he is one.   Anyway, the Anti-Defamation League came to the producer and said they were going to picket the play.  Here was a play that was trying to get rid of bigotry, and they said it was bigoted.  So they closed it.  They didn't do the next preview, and then we had one more preview.  It's just like regional theater today, and the play opened.  And it was what's called a success d’estime, which means a financial flop.  I got a lot of notice.  It's funny the one I remember…there was a critic named George Jean Nathan who was a big deal in those days.  At the end of the season he had a whole list of raps and praises.  He gave me an award for being the most over-praised playwright of the season.  I was flattered.  I still am, to tell you the truth.  I didn't know I was praised. 


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Home of the Brave: The film
  And then came Stanley Kramer, who bought the play for movies.  Suddenly, the deal had to be done very quickly.  I didn't know why.  I think the minute the play closed they started shooting it.  It was all kept very quiet.  He said to me finally--we were doing a play about a "Negro" (they said then).  He said, “Jews had been done.”  I said, "Oh, you mean Gentlemen's Agreement, which is about ‘be nice to Gregory Peck because he might turn out not to be a Jew.’"  Anyway, they make this picture, and the picture was very successful, with James Edwards as this Negro in a White unit, which was absolutely impossible.  The Army was totally segregated at that point.  The picture got very good notices, and all of these intellectual critics carried on about it.  It never occurred to a one of them that the picture was a total lie.  So, another myth in my book about the brains around. It's amazing to me how people don't see what they don't want to see.


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Rope:  Homosexual theme
 

Oh, Hitchcock.  He was fun.  He'd make his awful puns.  But I got along with him very well, and I had a great time with him on Rope.  I wasn't…when he hired Jimmy Stewart, I knew we were dead.  He was a nice man, but he was supposed to be the head homosexual in the picture, but Jimmy Stewart?  Jimmy Stewart has no sex.  The whole idea of the picture was out the window.  Of course they were all very nervous about it anyway.   They never mentioned the word homosexual.  They always talked about "it."  I once said to Hitch, "You know the original play was an English play.  It must have been based on Leopold and Loeb."  He said, "I don't want to hear."  Well, they didn't want to hear.  It's interesting that today the picture is regarded as being in the forefront of pictures about homosexuality.  It wasn't then.  They didn't know what it was.  They got it in Europe.  Not in this country.  I don't blame them.  It was hard to tell what was going on.   

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Rope:  One continuous shot
 

I think Hitchcock wanted me because I was a playwright, and it was a play.  He had this thing; it was going to be shot in nine takes.  Each take was a reel.  Well I thought it was silly, because it may have fooled people, but you saw the break.  The camera would come in on somebody's back.  They changed cameras, pulled back and start all over again.  When you have the fluidity of the cinema, why restrict it to one…he loved problems.  He loved tricks, and it was a challenge to him.  He was fascinated by it.  I remember they had a big interview with him, the first day.  The press was enormous, because he was a great star, and he was great copy.  He was very funny, and he was subtle about it.  He made fun of them, and they didn't know it.  Somebody was talking about how long was the rehearsal?  Jimmy Stewart said, "The only thing that's been rehearsed around here is the camera," which was perfectly true.  Hitch didn't care.  It was his toy.

Also, I think he ruined it by adding the shot in the beginning where you see the boy murdered.  That wasn't in it.  He got cold feet.  I thought all of the suspense went if you didn't know whether there was or wasn't a body in that chest.  But working with him was a great experience.  It was also a sad experience, because then he asked me to do his next picture which was Under Capricorn for Ingrid Bergman, and I thought we were friends.  Just one of the family.  That's the way he behaved to me, and it was quite a family, let me tell you.  Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman, and that sort of you know family dinner.  So, I thought, well you behave like a friend, and I said, "Hitch this is a terrible idea.  This is no good."  He stopped talking to me, and he didn't talk to me again, until he wanted me to do something called Torn Curtain, that I think that they made with Julie Andrews and Paul Newman.  This time he did it through my agent.  I said, "Tell him I'd love to work with him, but this one's no good."  Nothing. 

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Leaning Left
  When the witch hunt came in Hollywood, I have always been on the Left and believed in the Left.  It's because I'm partial to the underdog.  The people I've met on the left were always for things I was in.  I think what motors me is the fight against injustice.  I don't see much of that on the Right…people fighting against it.  I think they are delivering it.  Like Ashcroft is a disgrace.  In Hollywood…well I should say, at the same time, I've never lost a sense of humor or a sense of reality.  People say to me, "Were you a member of the Communist party?"  I say, "No, they never asked me to join."  And they didn't ask me, because I was always objecting.  I said, "You can't vote in Russia."  They said, "Yes, you vote."  I said, "You vote for one person.  It's not voting."  "Oh, you're reactionary."  And I thought, well they’re crazed.  Anyway, when it came into Hollywood, people always say, "Oh, it must have been terrible."  It was very exciting to me, because life was suddenly very simple.  There were the good guys and the bad guys.  What divided them?  The people who informed on their friends and the people who didn't.  I still believe that.  I can understand why some people informed, because they had families and children to support.  I don't condone it, but I understand it.  I didn't understand, and I don't understand people like Elia Kazan and Jerry Robbins 

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Elia Kazan
  I have no respect for Kazan as a man, but I think he’s the greatest theater director in America I've ever seen.  And he is responsible for what is considered American acting.  Not the Actors Studio or Lee Strasberg or Stella Adler.  Gage Kazan, because he…I think in his obituary in The Times the other day, they said that he…the first job…he came out of the Group Theater which used the Method.  The first play that he directed had an actor in it named Osgood Perkins, who was Tony Perkins father, who was a brilliant technician, but knew nothing about the Method.  Gage realized that the best acting would be to put the two together.  So, he didn't sneer at technique the way the Group had.  What he did is encouraged the actors to just burn up the stage.  And I think the style was so enormous that a lot of plays were lauded that didn't really deserve as much as they got.   

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Blacklisted
  Anyway, in Hollywood, it was a very, as I say, exciting time.  Then the joke was over.  The Ten went to prison, as I knew they would.  I didn't know what they were doing standing on the First Amendment.  I didn't believe then.  I said, "There's no protection there.  Why don’t they take the Fifth?"  Well, it doesn't matter.  They believed in what they did, and I admire them for doing it.  I know Dalton Trumbo said, "There were no villains. Everybody was hurt."  Everybody was hurt, but there were villains, and I think you have to say that.  Being above it all is baloney.  You get a picture of yourself being calm and detached, and you say, "Well, we must all realize…"  Must realize what?  How about the truth?  There are villains afoot in the world, and they shouldn't be let loose.   Anyway, I was blacklisted.  Primarily, I think, it was a publication called Red Channels.  I remember Nora Kaye saying, "Oh, you only have half a page in it."  It listed what organizations you belonged to or where you gave money to or things like that.  And, I left Hollywood.  I must say, I would have left anyway, because I had a love affair with a movie star, and that was over.  I wasn't enamored of doing movies, so I would have left.  I came East, and I thought, "Well I'll go to Paris."  Why Paris?  Because that's where everyone who was blacklisted was going.  I had no responsibilities, no family.  I was young.  Why not go?  Well, why not go…they took away my passport.  So, I went to a lawyer recommended by Jerry Robbins.  I didn't know that Jerry had been an informer, and the lawyer he sent me to worked for the FBI.  I got suspicious when the lawyer had me in a room with a stenographer and said, "Recount everything you've ever done, politically."  So I did.  And I had gone to a Marxist study group in Hollywood.  He said, "Who were members of the group?"  I said, "Well, I'm not going to tell you."  He said, "Why not? I’m your lawyer.  I said, "Well that doesn't have anything to do with anything.  You don't have to know."  And he kept pushing.  I began to sweat.  I got scared.  I said, "I'm not going to tell you."  That was that.  He just lost interest in me.  By the way, in the group was Ava Gardner.  Now, you want to see her running around lighting bombs.  Maybe in movies, but not in life.   Anyway, that ended when…he told me to call the State Department.   So I called the State Department, and they said---it may sound invented or corny, but it was a Southern voice:  "Your name appears on page so and so of The Daily Worker.  Can you explain that?"  Well, what does it say?   "Well, I don't know.  You have to find out."  So I get The Daily Worker, and looked, and it's a review of The Home of the Brave.  So I called them back.  "Well your name appears on page so and so of this..." And this went on for about two or three months.  And then one day he said to me, "Write everything you believe.  Just write it out and send it in."  So, I said to the lawyer, what do I do?  He said, "You write it, and I'll vet it."  So I wrote it.  He said, "I'm going to send it in this way."  I said, "It'll hang me."  He said, "No it won't.  It's too idiosyncratic.  You couldn't have belonged to anything."  And this is how closely Hollywood and the State Department worked.  I sent that thing in.  The passport arrived on a Tuesday, I think.  I ran for the boat on Wednesday, and on the boat was a cable from Hollywood, offering me a job.  They worked that closely.  Fortunately, I was determined to go to Paris, and I did, and it was marvelous.  Just marvelous.   I know you were supposed to be a poor refugee, a political refugee.  I didn't have any money, but you didn't need money then.  The rate of exchange was so much in America's favor, you could have bought Paris for a buck.

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Time of the Cuckoo:  Venice
 

Stella Adler showed me Venice.  And she was a marvelous guide.  There's something about that city.  I think it's everyone's fantasy.  It's unreal, and yet you know it exists.  I was so naïve.  I drove up there with Farley Granger, in a car, and we said, "Well, we'll park and see where we're going to stay."  We didn't realize that it was true.  It really was on water.  We drove to the edge.  What do you do with the bloody car?  You had to put it in a garage and then schlep the baggage.  But, oh God, that city was incredible.  Still is.   Oh, in Time of the Cuckoo.  Yes, I used the gondola.  That was a symbol of sex.  I think it is in Venice.  The shape of it is sexual.  Those gondolas have kind of a little canopy over them, some of them.  People do make love in gondolas.  I don't know how much they do today.  I don't know how much they're doing around the world anyway.  Alas.  It's also, I think the loneliest city that I've ever been in.  There's something about it that aches.  It was a…the play, I think, is very lonely.  It's about a terribly lonely woman.  It just seemed apt.  It's the kind of place that makes you feel that you're just missing something.

 

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Summertime: David Lean
  When the play was on, Shirley Booth played it, and she had become great friends with Kate Hepburn, when they did Philadelphia Story on the stage.  It was assumed that Shirley Booth would do the movie, and we were negotiating with her producer, to buy the play for her to do as a movie.  And then she announced in the press, the play was lousy, and she wouldn't do the movie.  She didn't know why anyone would want it.  So I went to her, and I said, "Why did you say that?"  She said, "Well I have to be honest."  Well, there's honesty and there's honesty.  Why be destructive?  She said, “Kate Hepburn…”  I said, "John Gielgud came back and said you milk this play.  Tour it.  Take it to London. This is a career for you."  She said, "Yes, but Kate Hepburn came back and told me not to do it."  So a couple of weeks passed, and there it is in the papers:  Kate Hepburn is doing the movie.  So, I said to Shirley, "How did that happen?"  She said, "Oh, she came and asked me if that was okay."  Well, I don't know what went on there.   David Lean was to direct it, and I was to do the screenplay.  So I went to London to meet David Lean.  I remember he was in a very dark house.  He was sitting in shadows as though he was mourning for something.  He asked me questions, and they were all about--not about the play--all about Hepburn.  And I realized, "My God, he's in love with her."  That's why he's doing it.  Usually he does these big epics.  So I went off to write the screenplay in Spain.  Don't ask why.  It's a long story.  When I came back, they said "Thank you," and that was that.  Then it turned out, she didn't want to do the play.  She only wanted to do the first act of the play.

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Summertime:  Kate Hepburn
  First of all, the character in the play is named Leona Samish.  In the movie, she's called Jane Hudson.  That tells you an awful lot.  In the play, she's taking pictures with a box camera.  In the movie, she has a movie camera.  This woman's got money.  Well, the secretary didn't.  She wore such fancy clothes.  She was crying every minute.  She did say she thought she had a monotonous voice, and when she cried, it gave it variety.  I just thought she was really going to drown Venice.  She cried so much.  Then the man touches her, and she jumped.  A virgin in the late Forties.  No way.  I mean it was…it's a beautiful picture to look at, and there are a couple of scenes.  The ending is wonderfully done.  Lean….having the man run along the platform with the train.  Beautifully photographed.  But, this doesn't tell the story.  There's no conflict, no climax.  They get to the point, and she says  "All my life--something about--I've been the last one to leave a party. Well now I'm going home."  Well, "All my life…the last one to leave a party" I wrote, and she wrote, "And now I'm going home.  I know better."  So, she went home.  So they loved it.  

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West Side Story:  Cool
  West Side was originally supposed to be produced by Cheryl Crawford, who walked out on us.  She wanted me to use "that's how the cookie crumbles."  So I said, "That will be out of date before we even go into rehearsal."  I realized that we couldn't have real language, because it was a musical.  You couldn't have it too poetic, because it would break the reality of the thing.  It was tough to find something. So, I invented words.  The one word that was being used was "cool."  It wasn't used in the sense that it is today.  The way I used it in West Side was different at the time.  But it seemed to me, and I've been proven right, that that was a word that will always be with us.   Now it has an utterly different meaning today from what it means then.  Today it's so overused.  Everything is "cool." "Cool, man."  "Cool this."  "Cool it."  The vocabulary is going down the drain with great speed these days.

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West Side Story:  Lyrics and music
  He and Lenny would sometimes take the lyrics and move them into a song, as they did with “Something's Coming,” but that's absolutely right, because the most important thing in a musical is the music.  Incidentally, I think that Lenny's score for West Side Story is the best score for any musical that's ever been written, and unfortunately, it's never been equaled.  That's almost fifty years ago. The score was not at all highly regarded when the show opened.  As a matter of fact, to show you how it was regarded, we, the authors, had the rights to the score.  The producers had none of it.  Nothing was played until the movie.  The sound track was an enormous hit, and that was what made the movie a success.  I think what’s made the show a success over the years has been the score and the fact that that story is the best love story in the world.

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West Side Story:  Tweaking Shakespeare
 

I read the play a couple of times, and I tried--in some ways it was an advantage in the scene where they meet, all the language is about hands, which is really what they talk about in the balcony scene, but then it got to the "why doesn't the message get through?" and Shakespeare whipped up a plague.  It's like Anastasia, thinking about the cough.  I thought that's….I remember Jerry wanted Maria to take sleeping pills, and she would seem dead.  I didn't buy that.  She wouldn't seem dead.  You breathe when you're out.  So I thought of what the show was about.  It's bigotry that prevents the message getting through.  Now in this country, nobody made any comment about that.  In England, they always comment on it, because they know their Shakespeare.  They've been very complimentary to me, which I do like, because that I'm proud of doing.  It's damn hard to improve on Shakespeare, and in only that one little way I did. 

 

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West Side Story:  The 11:00 number
  The last third of West Side Story, the second act, has no music.  This is a musical.  There's always a big eleven o’clock number, although it got bigger with Gypsy.  With “Rose's Turn,” then it made it, you know, on demand, you have to get up and sing your guts out, about something at eleven o’clock.  I thought that what is Maria's gun speech, that was a rough draft of a lyric for an aria.  And Lenny said he couldn't hear the music; he kept trying to find the music; suddenly we're opened, and there's no music.  We're in Philadelphia, and there's no music.  She's still reciting this dummy lyric.  And, to this day, she's still reciting that dummy lyric. 
 

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Gypsy:  The writing team
  On Gypsy, I wanted Steve to do the whole score and Merman wouldn't let him.  Jerry suggested Jule Styne.  Well, I knew all these pop tunes that he'd written, and I said, "This isn't going to be that kind of musical."  I should blush.  Jule Styne auditioned for me.  He is…he was…I just adored that man.  He didn't care.  He came in; he sat down and played.  He was so charming and so wonderful, and I would have given him anything.  Actually, the writing in that show was the fastest.  That was fast because we were all on it.  Steve and Jule and I; nobody around; no director, no producer.  We wrote it in three months.  That was it.  Jule would come in here…they would come down here, and Jule would have the sheet music, lead sheet, and say, "May I say, another hit." 
 

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Gypsy:  Madam Rose
  All of them are different. Every one who has played Rose….people call her Mama Rose.  You know she's never called Mama Rose once.  She's Madam Rose.  She would die at the thought of somebody calling her Mama.  That would make her an old bag.  They're all different.  Directors get into trouble, because they want to make it their show.  It's Rose's show.  What makes each production different is who plays Rose.  You have to use those qualities.  Somebody said, "It is the Lear of musicals."  She is….you know it's a family…it's about…actually, people argue about what it's about; whether it's growing up to be your parents or parents trying to lead their children's lives.  To me, it's about the need for recognition.  It's very clear, in the last scene, when Rose finally admits; she says, "I guess I did do it for me."  And the daughter says, "Why?"  She says, "I just wanted to be noticed."  That's public recognition.  Then the daughter says, "Like I wanted you to notice me."  That's from the parent.  The child wants the parent's love.  And that, I think, is more real than the other.  I think since television, but even more so, rock and roll, there's been an obsession with being noticed, with being a celebrity.  You know if you pick up People magazine, there are names, I don't know who they are, and the next week they are gone and there are new names.  People want so much to get their name in something.  It's a dead end.  It's the wrong goal. 
 

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Gypsy:  A Catholic critic
  There's a line in Gypsy which is a joke, and I knew it was a joke, and I knew it was a good joke, where Rose, the mother, is having a little argument with Tessie Tura, the stripper.  Rose says, "We've been playing Vaudeville all of our lives."  And the stripper says, "Where, the Vatican?"  It's a big yuk.  I hesitate, because even in this production where I don't want…never mind…opening night in New York, they begged me to take that out.  I said, "Why?"  Well, because Walter Kerr, who was the chief critic, was a Catholic, and they thought it would offend him.  I thought that was nonsense.  I wouldn't take it out.  He laughed as much as anybody else.  Actually, I did something that really should have offended him, but it didn't.  On opening night, at the end of the strip, he came up the aisle to walk out.  I said to him, "Get back to your seat.  It's not over."  And he did, to my amazement, and then gave us a rave.
 

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Hallelujah, Baby!
  I wrote a musical with someone in mind, which turned out to be a disaster.  Lena Horne was a great friend of mine, and I wrote Hallelujah Baby for her.  She was thrilled, and she wanted Comden and Green to do the lyrics and Jule Styne to do the music, and I got them.  And we had David Merrick producing, and I got them.  So forth and so on.  Then she walked out.  She hadn't heard a note or read a word.  It was personal why she walked out.  At the time I was angry, but I'm not now.  We've become friends again.  She's a wonderful woman.  But, I wrote it specifically for Lena Horne, and that's a risk, because when you get that kind of a star, that presence they have, their own personality--and I knew her strengths and her weaknesses--it's taking a big chance, because nobody else can do it.  So, she didn't do it, which is when we should have stopped, which you never do.  We got Leslie Uggams who is one of the nicest women I've ever encountered in the theater.  She was very young.  She got the Tony.  The show got the Tony.  I didn't like it.  We had to soften it.  The whole thing sort of wobbled.  It was like watching Jello shake on a plate.  I didn't even go to the ceremony to get the Tony.  I think awards are kind of ridiculous anyway, forgive me.
 

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The Way We Were:  Studio cuts
  They did the first preview of the picture, and they called me and said, "We're cutting the politics.  The public doesn't want it.  They want it to be a love story."  On one preview.  They just took a hunk right out.  The story doesn't make sense.  You see Streisand in their house in Malibu; she's pregnant.  He comes in from the studio.  She says something about "Willy nilly circumstances make you do what you should do and so I'm going to divorce you."  What they cut out was, he came back from the studio and said, "The studio says I have a subversive wife, and unless you inform, they're going to fire me."  Then she says, "Willy nilly circumstances….and I will give you a divorce and you won't have a subversive wife."  Well the picture was released and nobody said boo about it, and my heart was broken. I cared so much about it, and no one even noticed.  Maybe it wasn't as important as I thought.  Well, I told this story the other day.  Somebody was interviewing me on films, some study of the 20th Century.  After that was over, a woman who had been working with the camera people came to me and said, "We got it.  You didn't have to say it.  We got the whole thing about being a subversive wife.  We knew he wouldn't stand up to the people."  Well, I blessed her.  And don't you tell me it's not true.  I don't want to know that it's not true. I want to go with that woman and think they knew.
 

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The Way We Were:  A bug in the living room
 

The screen from the projection in the living room, that came from Irene Selznick's.  I saw pictures there.  They were all mad to see pictures in their own projection rooms.  They would break for drinks and dinner and all of that.  I was at Clifford Odet's house, and Charlie Chaplin--he would do a great bullfight, in which he would play both the bull and the matador.  It was sensational.  He went crashing into the wall, and Clifford Odets had a great collection of paintings, and this painting came down, and there was the bug.  It didn't rip the painting, thank God.  I put that in.  Maybe over the top, but more effective.  

 

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Directing La Cage Aux Folles
  They ask me to do it, and I said, "Yes," never thinking it would be done.  Then they got Jerry Herman--everyone wanted to do it--and they got Jerry Herman, and they got Harvey Fierstein who had written Torch Song Trilogy.  And I thought, "Oh, he has the sensibility of this generation's gay people.  Good."  They didn't have the rights to the picture.  They had the rights to the play, which was very different, let me tell you.   There was a lot of stuff we couldn't use.  So I had a meeting with Harvey and Jerry.  It was really good.  Jerry had written “I Am What I Am,” which impressed me, which was much tougher than his usual stuff.  We started with that.  The idea was that this character was going to sing it.  I thought, "Why would he sing it?"  We had to set it up.  Then you had the opening of the show, because they sang “We Are What We Are."  The way the story developed, they were trying to raise money.  The three of us would meet and talk about, and then we would have auditions.  And I would invent.  If there was a good reaction from these would-be backers, it stayed in.  If it didn't, it went out.  That's the way the thing was done.  Then we started casting.  It was impossible to find somebody to play George, the so-called man of the two; and along came Gene Barry, who was a dear man and very funny, because he had great Vaudeville style, which I liked.  He thought he was being continental--it took place in France--because he would do this (flings hands).  I said, "Keep it in," because that was campy, but he didn't know it.  Rehearsing the show also was testing what to do.  I would do a scene.  It was the first musical where two men sang a ballad together on stage, and one kissed the other one’s hand.  The first time that the company saw it, I saw some of them starting to cry.  I thought, "That's right."  I also thought, "No sex," because that would make it distasteful.  This was in the early Eighties.   They wanted to fire Gene Barry.  They didn't.  We opened in Boston, and that first preview…well that was canceled, because the scenery didn't work; but the second one was even more exciting than West Side Story, because with West Side Story we knew what we were aiming for.  With La Cage, nobody had a clue.  I was just flying blind and hoping that I had made the right choices.  It was very delicate, you know, whether you would get too far out, too gay or too straight.  And, particularly at that time when things were at an edge.  And, we were in Boston, which is very puritanical.  That first preview audience, they went wild.  I remember Jerry and Harvey crying, saying, "They get it.  They get it."  At the end, they were even standing in the second balcony.  It was one of the most exciting nights in the theater, to have done something and you think, "My God, they get it."  The rain in Spain.  It was thrilling.
 

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A writing hiatus, and then…
  I hadn't written a play in 12 years.  A wonderful thing happened.  I had an enormous flop, a musical called Nick and Nora, which…what an experience that was, a nightmare.  I learned much too late that I'd made a terrible mistake.  It was about Nick and Nora Charles of The Thin Man.  They don't exist as characters.  It's Myrna Loy and William Powell.  If you don't have them, you have nothing.  Anyway, when it flopped, they blamed me for everything.  I did write and direct it, but they blamed me for the music, the lyrics, the costumes, the works.  I felt relief.  I suddenly thought, "I'm out of that."  My friend, Tom, had said, "Oh, everything happens for a reason, and something good comes out of it."  Well that can sound a lot of Pollyanna, but in this case, I thought "Yes, something will."  What it was, I went back to writing plays, and ever since then, I've written more plays than I had before.  And I've written them differently, much differently.  Before then I had outlined them.  That all came from the A,B,C,D, that kind of a mind.  I was very much a control freak, in life, and in writing.  The play was organized.  This would happen here; this would happen here; and so forth.  No more.  I knew what I’d want to write.  I would start with whatever…the impetus was always something different.  With this last play, Attacks on the Heart, I started with a picture of a woman sitting at a table in a sidewalk café, in a coat, with a glass of wine and a book.  I had no idea why.  That's where the play began.  Sometimes the play ends up not to be what I thought it was about.  What I do now is…I start with the characters, and I let it happen, and they begin to have a life of their own.  I know this sounds like absolute balls, but it is true, and it’s marvelously exciting not to know.  I don't know until the end what's going to happen.  Sometimes I have to go back and change of course, but when you do it based on character, you're much safer than any kind of contrivance.   People talk about writer's block, or they say how lonely it is.  I don't think it's lonely.  The people I'm working with--I'll put it that way--are much more interesting than most people I know.  And I'm dying to see what they're going to do next.  So, it's always exciting.  I'm never really happy if I'm not writing.   So let's get this over with.
 

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Two Lives
  You won't believe this.  That play started out to be about this woman who wouldn't admit what she was to this man, who was Tom.  I began with them.  Then I thought what is she doing there?  Who did she come with?  Whose house is it?  It turned into me.  There it was.  I didn't realize, until an awful time, that I had killed off Tom, who is the most important person in my life, and you can imagine how I felt not too long ago when it turned out he had cancer.  It was almost as though I did it.  He's fine now.  Very strange. 
 

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Attacks on the Heart
  Well, we are a nation that began in dissent and protest, and we've always honored it.  A lot has come through because of it.  It took a long time for the protests about Vietnam to get through, but they got through.  As I say in this play, Attacks on the Heart, I believe in this country.  I think we’ll overcome anything, but it's taking too long.  Finally, you have to learn from something.  We don't seem able to. 
 

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The George Street Playhouse and David Saint
  Well, the George Street Playhouse.  David Saint became the artistic director six years ago.  I had met him at Seattle Rep.  I was there for a play of mine called Jolson Sings Again (which got a very bad production there.)  And I was walking along the street, and I had met David, and we started chatting.  And I thought, "I like this guy."  And then I had another play called My Good Name which was going to be done at the Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor on Long Island.  So I suggested David as director.  That's how we got together.  He did a wonderful job.  It's hard to do a wonderful job in regional theater 'cause you don't get time--you never really get much time in the theater unless it's for an elaborate musical, and then all of the time is going on moving the scenery; least of all on the acting, and it shows, I think.  In the regional theater, it's also hard to get the best actors.  It's not only the money.  They just think they'd rather do television.  That's where they die…on television.  Right in front of your eyes, very often.  Anyway, he became the artistic director of this theater which had its 30th anniversary this year.  But he changed it totally.  He started doing new plays, and this play, Jolson Sings Again, which had been done badly at the Seattle Rep, he did there.  And it was like finding the theater all over again, because the theater had changed so much since I first went into it. Everybody there is trying, for that goal to be good.  The most recent collaboration was with Attacks on the Heart, which I think is the best directing job that David has done.  In the six years, he's matured enormously.  He's become a great director.  His theater has gotten on the map, because it's one of the few places that takes the risks of doing new plays.  It is a risk.  It is a risk for the actors, because you have a short rehearsal period, comparatively, but then an almost non-existent preview.  Two previews and you open.  The stage manager for this play said--at the Saturday matinee, and it closed Sunday night--"They are brilliant; now the production is going; now they're ready to open."  Well, it'd been playing for almost four weeks.  That's what you have to live with.
 

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Two minorities
 

I've had a terrific life, because I've been a member of two minorities.  I'm Jewish and I'm gay.  Two strikes.  Fortunately, I'm not Black.  I would be out.  I use one to help me deal with the other. Actually, it became quite easy to deal with my sexuality, when I went to an analyst.  He said, "Why are you here?"  I said, "Well I'm concerned about my sexuality."  He said, "Why?"  I said, "Well you know that being a homosexual is dirty and disgusting."  He said, "I don't know anything of the kind.  I think if you lead your life with pride and dignity, it doesn't matter who or what you are."  Another thing I have never forgotten.  And that man changed my life.  And so then I thought, "Okay, I will do that."  And I have done that.  And if people didn't like it, it was there problem, not mine.  I didn't flaunt it, but I did not hide it.  I'm not going to hide it for anybody.  I also used to have a chip on my shoulder about those things, and I got bored with myself being so sensitive.  It was the same thing.  What are you carrying on so?  You're not going to convert people by arguing.  You really aren't.  You can get on the debating team.  You convert people…I wish logic could do it, but I don't think it can.  You do it by example.  We have a White House that talks about democracy.  They won't give the papers up for 9/11.  They won't give the papers up for Cheney and his Enron shenanigans.  What kind of democracy is it?  Show us.  Don't tell us the things you don't do. 

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Transitions must be emotional
  Then, where I learned some of the best advice a writer can get was when I was writing all of these crappy half-hour shows, and the man who was the editor--his name was Dick Digs--he was the editor for Ropes and who was the director--and he called me in one day, and he said, "You have talent, but you're too facile."  I said, "What do you mean?"  He said, "You can use words too easily to make a transition.  Transitions must always be emotional."  Well, I hope that everybody who wants to write knows that.  It's not easy.  But it's what makes it true. And the audience can tell when you trick around with false connections with words or visuals; it's the emotional, which is all that counts in anything anyway.  End of lecture.
 

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The rhythm of dialogue
  The musical form is always some place in my head in the structure of the whole piece and in the scene.  And within the scene within sentences.  They're written in a rhythm.  When the actor tries to fight them, it's a disaster.  I remember in Gypsy, with one lady who shall be nameless, I had to read it for her.  I’d say, "I thought you did it for me, mamma."  She was doing, "I thought you did it for me, mamma."  I said, "Read it.  Just get the rhythm: I thought you did it for me, mamma.  I thought you did it for me, mamma.  I thought you made a …"  It's there.  You just say it, and you're home.  But you fight it, and your lost.  "Here she is boys."  "Here she is boys.”
 

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